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The Alter Boy

Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.
by Psychonaut May 7, 2003
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rat boy

A young biped homosapien with a rather rat shaped skull and rat fingers and other rat like limbs.

Body phyisique of a rather wide upside-down wineglass full of ejaculatory fluids.

Body odour is similar to that of a misture of diseased rattus norvegicus carcass & 30 dead skunk baby's, bathing in a 40 gallon titanium container of liquified ammonia with a hint of sulphurique acide and nuclear waste.
Rat Boy: Hey girls's wanna come chill at my crib?

girl 1: Where do you live at?

Rat Boy: In a mansion made of dried up, used toilet paper and i use contaminated hospital syringes for nails to hold 'er all together!

girl 2: *gag* wow, your one dirty little boy *winkwink*

girl 3: what do you sleep on?

Rat Boy: A very comfortable matress made by me and my friends, made of used condoms and baby diapers. All held together by my very own ejaculation glue.

girl 1: EWWWWWWW ! Your one of those *gag* RAT BOYS!!!!!! *gag* *vomit*

girl 2: *glass shattering shriek* *upchuck*
girl 3: *vomit on girl 1* *takes out pepper spray and sprays girl 2 by accident*


Rat Boy: Mmmmmmm this is gettin kinky. *chews their hair and runs away*
by Rat Man Sensei April 16, 2009
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boy-cotting

To be taking a break from seeing and hooking up with boys.
Jenna: Rob asked me out last night, but I said no
Anna: Why?
Jenna: I'm boy-cotting right now

me time
by HunStarRaw February 16, 2015
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smol boi

the smolest of boi's
Friend: May smol boi watch over you. Amen
by NEIGHSAH space program November 15, 2018
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Vitara Boy

Someone who states in public they want to buy a Landrover Defender, but in reality will actually end up buying a second hand Suzuki Vitara - probably in Pink, with flared wheel arches, tinted windows and Pye Stereo system.
See that Gay hairdresser over there? Say's he wants a Landrover Defender - but he's in denial. He's a Vitara Boy - just hasn't come out yet.
by Morale Suppression Officer December 3, 2003
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solja boy

Man did you see that guys solja boy? it was huge
by Billly Bob November 25, 2007
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frat boy

1. Slang name for college men that are members of a
fraternity.

2. a. A derogatory term used to describe any guy that is
cocky and/or an asshole who parties a lot.
b. A derogatory term used towards fraternity members by
those ignorant of what fraternities and their members
actually are and stand for.
"You frat boys are all the same, you just like to party and think that you are better than everyone else."

"Why would we put ourselves on a pedestal? You do know that we do a lot of good things for the school... We are the most active students on campus and in community service. We offer more scholarships than any other student organizations."

"Whatever."
by Sean Frum January 4, 2008
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