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A Carter Fish

by CrazyMan6136 September 12, 2022
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Fishing

Looking for the opps or spinning

Originated in “dc”

Also used in the dmv
We be fishing da opps erry day bra”
by Damedolla January 21, 2021
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Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020
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snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.
Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.
by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023
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Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle
I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile
by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022
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fish

Somebody who forgets things frequently.
Someone with the memory span of a goldfish
guy1- dam i forgot to turn off the stove when i left home!

guy2-your such a fucking fish dude
by iSpooge112 August 14, 2009
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Fish

A person(more so a man) who willingly gives his money and time to a woman in hopes to have sex with her. Also can be called a goldfish.
Yeah girl, that's my fish! He give me all his money and he think he's gonna have sex with me. LOL! Ima take his money and send him back to his wife! LOL!
by Lemon Pepper Papi April 7, 2019
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