national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

Slap the Box

To be said as a response to a retarded remark made by a friend or family member.

Ross " I went Tennesse when I was 7, it's nice have you been to America?"

Simon "yeah went to florida a few years ago, its amazing, have you ever been to America?"

Ross " errr slap the box mate."

by willziam December 22, 2013

Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.

They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!

by Angggellla June 3, 2017

The slaps

Pokies in Australia

That old lady’s been on the slaps all day

by Tippytoppy September 13, 2022

slap attack

An attack featuring someone being beat up in a video, often 2 against 1.

As he came out of the club he was slap attacked

by jek_227 March 26, 2016

crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.

Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.

by AnnabelS February 11, 2015