Starter Penis

A penis that is small in girth and length. The term comes from the fact that these penises are easy to take up the asshole. That makes them good penises to start with because they will gradually spread your asshole.

I wanted to have sex with John, but his dick is so thick that it only got an inch up my asshole. Instead, I let Daniel fuck me. He has a starter penis.

Starter Penis by LaurenTrattner March 3, 2014

Carnival Penis Effect 

Every time a Clown gets a hard-on while in a clown car packed full of other clowns. The Clown's boner then causes all the other clowns to receive erections. This causes the process of leaving the car to take a longer time, and sometimes scars some children as they see clowns with boners sticking out of their funny clown pants.

Slappy the Clown: "Hey Little Timmy wanna see a balloon animal"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"

Carnival Penis Effect by SlappyNuts February 22, 2014

Chapstick Penis 

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.

The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.

Chapstick Penis by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014

vegan penis 

the yummiest thing alive

mmmm ryleigh have you tasted his vegan penis?

vegan penis by vegan penis daddy April 14, 2019

sour penis syndrome

It is a debilitating condition that affects some of the population. If your penis tastes sour then you have the sour penis syndrome. Most people with the sour penis syndrome do not realise it, but subconciously are extra grouchy because they know nobody will suck such a sour penis. Do not try to suck a penis of someone with sour penis syndronem, it is very sour and you will regret it for days. You cannot cure the sour penis syndrome but some topical treatment with sweet condiments may temporarily allow others to suck on the sour penis without too much hassle, a few seconds at a time. It is not recommended to do this often with the same partner because they can get fat from all the sugar.

- Jeez, Fred's really bein a dick to me today
- Take it easy on him, he has the sour penis syndrome
- Aww man, that's horrible

- Shit, the doc's saying I've got the sour penis syndrome

sour penis syndrome by htmlcoderexe April 20, 2020

Big Penis Approach

A "big penis approach" is something that is strategic and soundly thought-out using objective factual information about any subject that the strategy or the plan might involve, and is opposed with a "small penis approach" which is stupid and nonsensical and often does more harm than good and uses misleading information and kneejerk reactions, and is based on the rationale that Males with a bigger penis are more likely to have higher intelligence or have an impact on society, namely in the reproduction department, and is an important step to understanding basic strategy, along with a good analogy for understanding this being that a "big penis approach" is like a long thick sausage with a big girth, which blows out the "small penis approach," a little corn dog sausage, straight out of the water.

Person #1: "I'm looking for numbers for the Lottery since I'm really wanting to win, but I'm not sure whether to pick QuickPick or just choose random numbers on the paper."

Person #2: "It's obviously not going to win you anything if you try that approach, and it's important to go with trying to look at the numbers statistically with the past drawings, including making a detailed graph about when each number has been last drawn and how many times they have been drawn, and interpreting the data from there."

Person #1: "Oh my God, how are you this smart?"

Person #2: "I'm just using the big penis approach."

Big Penis Approach by SleeplessNightOwl May 4, 2021

Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.

Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

Mediterranean Penis by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020