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chin bag

Chinn bag. 1 a sleazy dog raping, whore molesting human colouring book.
2. The act of placing your nuts on someones chin while they are sleeping. And possiblly taking a picture for blackmail.
Get off my dog you fuckin' chin bag!!!
by shiteater666 March 30, 2017
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truffle bag

Man, that chicken really needs a straight up truffle baggin' yo!
by DaddyScranton July 30, 2016
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Grocery Bagging

When a man uses another mans or possibly his own nut sack to masturbate with.
I was grocery bagging my junk just the other day....
by braddiss01 April 22, 2015
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Douche Bag

Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
by NMFSD February 20, 2011
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sleep bagging

Oh god, Joey was sleep bagging again.
by Mauvster June 27, 2016
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Bag of Newtons

Portable transportation device (a.k.a. zip-lock bag) for your nuggs of chronic.
That Phish concert would've been 10 times more bitchin' if I had remembered my Bag of Newtons.
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Toe bag

Ew you like James, he's such a toe bag
by Sopalop October 13, 2017
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