Simp

A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.

Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.

Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp

Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.

Henry: Uhh... How did you know?

Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.

by Forgettable Name October 31, 2021

Simp

A guy who tryna flirt with every girl on discord.

Please be aware of a guy named Anny if you are on discord, mf is a Simp lord.

by Many September 5, 2021

jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.

Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing

by Mcytesa September 6, 2021

SIMP

A person usually male; who is desperate to please their girlfriend/ female friend. This can be seen in form of cuddling, doing tasks, long talks and or buying gifts.

cuddling his hoe instead of a bro “he’s a simp”

by yeeter789:) September 7, 2021

Simp Butler

A person, usually a man, who caters to undeserving women whom they put on a pedestal.

Friend 1: “Bro I do so much for this girl, but she won’t put out!”

Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”

by ZodiakTheory1 September 8, 2021

simp

myles. myles is the biggest simp that has ever existed. wont stop smelling his s/o’s jumper.

“damn myles is one fruity simp!”

by hoe-ly September 9, 2021

Simp

Emilie Dawn Jolley

She does everything for that girl. She’s such an Emilie Jolley.

Simp

by Sambam01 September 10, 2021