Bitch Machine

The machine used to make Barbies

My little sister bought some Barbies fresh off the bitch machine this weekend.

by Muhruhmbah Bear October 21, 2008

Bitch drift

Used mainly for racing games, ie Mario Kart Wii. To drift an impossibly long/difficult corner and succeed without hitting the wall.

"Dude, bitch drift that shit! Yeah, get that boost!"

by Videovamp September 28, 2008

Urban Bitch

Someone who post urban dictionary definitions about someone that they loved because they've probably been pussy whipped.

Jack:Hey what are you doing?

Brad:Writing about how great Susie is on the urban dictionary.

Jack:Wow you're such an Urban Bitch

by Mocoholi September 22, 2010

Jeep Bitch

Someone who willingly drives a Jeep but then mercilessly complains about the "labors" of driving one. It often requires taking down and putting back up the soft top. This process is a minor inconvenience, sure, but not worthy of changing your plans for the night.

"Is Joe coming over for the game?"

"Nah, he said he doesn't like to drive around if he has to put his soft top on when he parks."

"Oh. So he's being a Jeep Bitch again."

by NoExcusesPlayLikeAChampion June 28, 2012

tin bitch

The name for the automated female voice associated with large, corporate IVR (interactive voice response) or voice mail systems usually resulting in wasted time and total frustration.

I called their customer service number to complain, but I couldn't get past the tin bitch.

by Diamondguy October 15, 2007

bitches delicious!

a phrase that would be equivilent to

"oh boy! look at all these attractive young women in this room!"

As timothy walked into the room, he shouted, "Bitches delicious!" Thomas agreed, the club was full of fine young hos.

by GQ December 3, 2003

Bitch-Booking

Posting vague, bitchy, rude facebook statuses

Kathryn's bitch-booking again. She just updated her status to "Get over yourself."

by BixiBite January 25, 2011