COVID time warp

A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.
I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.
by Zozothecat July 23, 2021
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One time in Bolivia

a way to reference something that happened that youre no embarassed of or regret.
One time in Bolivia, I got busted for drugs.
by frigkesha November 07, 2018
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The time law of expression

This is a math law in which a person needs to know how to use a clock. This is a new way of math and It will open your eyes to new ways of thinking,learning, and humanity. So when you do this math you have to be looking at a clock. For example someone says “what’s 3 times 3”. It would be 6 because 3 “TIMES”(like a clock) 3 would be 6 because that’s what is 3 hours after. Now just use this math the rest of your life.
The time law of expression is used like this. “Hey bro, what’s 2 times 5?” .“7” “oohhhh The ryans Time law of expression” “yessirrr
by Inmyprime May 04, 2021
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One Topic At a Time

Random straight dude who reads gay stuff. A.K.A, The best youtuber to ever exist. He is the wholesome lord of youtube. He goes through Subreddits like R/ traa, R/ Egg_IRL, R/ suddenlygay, and more! He is very supportive of the big lgbt and raised 100,000 dollars for lgbt youth :D He is so wholesome and works with TheClick and Sad Milk. He also has really cool purple hair-
Me: Hi what are you watching on your phone?

I look at their phone.

Cousin: I'm watching One Topic At a Time.
Me: Ah yes, another valid human being on our horrible Earth. You seem to have been blessed by the wholesome lord One Topic At a Time.
by Cheese milk blender July 19, 2023
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Eastern time faggot

A mentally challenged individual who announces dates before everyone else because he lives in the eastern time zone. The dumbass thinks it’s cute when really it’s akin to peeing in ones own mouth
Happy birthday, mark!

We live in central time, his birthday is in an hour you eastern time faggot
by SpaceKingKong October 30, 2019
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part-time friendship

a shitty excuse for people to be dry texters and not put effort into a friendship
vicky: hey i was wondering if you come to this party with me? you seemed like you loved to have fun when we were talking in english :)

tayla: no, this is a part-time friendship, i regret giving you my number.

vicky’s mind: fuck. i wish people liked me.
by domeafavorandkillme August 03, 2022
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Time-Travel Tuesday

An internet event in the same vein as "Throwback Thursday" or "Flashback Friday." But can also be for celebrating the future, or the present; rather than just the past.
Darius: Hey, Valentino!
Valentino: Yeah?
Darius: You know what day it is?
Valentino: Yes. It's Time-Travel Tuesday. Let's celebrate the future.
by valentino_wonder December 30, 2020
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