Wank 'n bake

When you decide to have a joint or seven with some mates but as soon as they leave and while you're still high you have a wank because you "just want to see how it would feel".

"That was a great j, maybe I should go have a wank 'n bake, you know, just to see how it feels."

by really.im.the.plvg May 23, 2017

chug n slug

A softball event where participants must shotgun a beer before each at bat.

Robyn and Patrick went to the chug n slug last weekend. Robyn smoked too much weed to even get out of the dugout but Patrick hit 5 home runs. Then she gave him a hot Carl behind the right field fence.

by Messyjiggler77 August 3, 2016

N

ever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and dessert you!
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

You just got Rickrolled by the letter N. How do you feel now?

by piktureit April 1, 2025

Sweep n Shit

the act of having a broomstick shoved up your ass.

“Hey man, how was that Sweep n Shit last night?”
“That shit kinda hurt”

by Gimme that Sweep n Shit January 22, 2019

jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

h/t/n

“H/h/t/n or h/t/n” means his name, her name, there name. When writing a fan fiction story you can put that down so that people can have a much more variety then just having h/n as his name or her name you can include “there name” as well

“I can’t wait to tell h/t/n we are going ice skating!”

by Short squirrel November 19, 2021

wining n dining

When the stepparent doesn’t approve of the biological parent taking the kids out for dinner

Angie does not approve of wining n dining

by Late for work December 6, 2019