Definitions by Messyjiggler77

Trumpy 

A new level of grumpiness that causes people to fire their employees for petty things.

Susan is trumpy af today. She fired calvin because he was texting his mom in front of customers.

Trumpy by Messyjiggler77 February 5, 2017

chug n slug 

A softball event where participants must shotgun a beer before each at bat.

Robyn and Patrick went to the chug n slug last weekend. Robyn smoked too much weed to even get out of the dugout but Patrick hit 5 home runs. Then she gave him a hot Carl behind the right field fence.

chug n slug by Messyjiggler77 August 3, 2016

Rhubie Tuesday 

The act of having sex with two or more people in the same 24-hour period with the same name.

"Dude, I had a Rhubie Tuesday last week."
"Awesome, who were the lucky ladies?"
"Emily Swanson on Thursday night and Emily Davis on Friday morning! Bonus, I didn't shower between them either!"
"You're nasty."
"I know, right!"

Rhubie Tuesday by Messyjiggler77 September 24, 2014

Akhiok Snow Job 

A toothless blowjob given in exchange for drugs from a family member (usually a first or second cousin)

Dave gave his aunt's daughter a bump for an Akhiok snow job.

Akhiok Snow Job by Messyjiggler77 November 23, 2013