king shoey

a person who is overly enthused with dumb, campy, and/or overpriced footwear.

dummy - "Hey guys notice anything new" (points down)
guy - "yeah you footwear is so 'king shoey'"

by klangrob August 16, 2011

grin king

One who excels at grinning, especially in conjunction with being a scar master.

Oh my gotti! It's P-Didds! He's a grin king!!!!!

by hegotti August 22, 2011

King Kong

To "King Kong" is when a man stands, feet planted, and slaps his thighs from side to side with his penis by shifting his weight from hip to hip.

I dropped my pants, lifted my shirt, and pulled a King Kong.

by N.G.R.B. October 14, 2011

the king of cornball

That which demonstrates the ultimate in cornballness; extreme sillyness, so insane that it often lacks true humor.

Can also describe the maximum level of sensitivity often found in one who is totally crippled by love.

Jesse is ''the king of cornball" he does cartwheels in walmart, karate chops strange little girls and randomly falls to illicit a reaction to impress his love.

Jesse is "the king of cornball" he would longingly gaze at her picture for hours before having found enough courage months later to tell her how he felt.

by huneebr's August 23, 2011

King of Hops

King of Hops and Barleys in full. A posthumous tribute to the late American Beer and Whiskey journalist, Michael Jackson (1942-2007). His original nickname was "The Beer Hunter" due to the books and film series

I'm listing to King of Pop while drinking to beer with King of Hops' seal of approval.

by brockhoward October 6, 2011

King Cwong

The derivative of a gorilla. Loves to climb buildings and was once caged in fury.

"king cwong was climbing the empire state building"

by lol hey October 10, 2011

King Richard

KIng Richard (Dick) is like King Midas, but everything he touches turns to shit.

"Bob, is always in such a bad mood, bringing everyone down around him. It's so hard to get work done with him around"

"Yeah, seriously, he is such a King RIchard"

by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2023