by greatghan December 14, 2018
Get the King O' Scotlandmug. A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025
Get the Blonde Short Kingmug. A scary person who gets scared easy. their cool and is a good learner. A bad leader and has a high sex drive. Horny
by Urban man and his son January 1, 2021
Get the Kingmug. Typically refers to someone with a really long name, like Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.
That name is a King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD .
by Mr. Hee Hee September 8, 2020
Get the King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhDmug. A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).
Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.
Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.
Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.
Dude 2: What?
Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.
Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.
Dude 2: What?
by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020
Get the king wizardmug. An entity run by RVL Omzy AU whom ran the county and has many years to continue for. One of the richest kings to ever walk earth, he began serving against flatland. he continues his royalty and serving his county.
by anonymous February 10, 2023
Get the King of Coolandmug. A homosexual sex act in which one male pulls out after ejaculating in another males ass and uses the tip of his penis to draw a crown around their asshole.
by 45lovesthecrown September 14, 2022
Get the King Memug.