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Shark Attack 

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.
"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"
Shark Attack by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017
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Pig Attack 

A pig attack is the mobilization of internet comrades to leave one-star ratings on a targeted Facebook page, usually bringing a high average rating down to only one or two stars. The term gets its name from from a popular term among online anti-imperialist circles, "pigdog", which includes all of the negative connotations associated with pigs and running dogs.
The slanderous page laden with misrepresentations of fact was the target of a recent pig attack

100% attraction 

The way a person feels when they see and/or hear and/or touch someone who they realize they feel 100% attracted to.
Though I even felt sexually attracted to a woman I met at work last Friday, it was not a 100% attraction. That type makes one feel as if a magnet is pulling you.
100% attraction by but for June 2, 2018

excitement attack 

When you suddenly get extremely excited about something and you can't seem to calm down. It's almost like a panic attack but you're just really, really excited.
This video made me so excited I may just have an excitement attack.

carnival attraction freak 

A few inches taller than a dwarf; a ghetto female/male who thinks they are the shit but in reality they have a short deformed shape with the head the side of a basketball and nothing but hot air comes out of their mouth.
Go smoke a hit of crack, get the hot air out of your ghetto mouth and head to your favorite place, the bathroom, and start taking selfies you carnival attraction freak.

Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.
“Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"
Pat Attack by Jacobcod October 2, 2018

Sneak attach 

One letter makes all the difference, for example: sneak attack and sneak attach. Both acts being very surprising to the victim, but only one might end in pregnancy.
Sarah: Jesus Christ it seems John sneak attached me. Whos gonna pay for the abortion?
Sneak attach by Oh No Grillo November 21, 2018