slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L

If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017

twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring

The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night

by Jack broman April 21, 2016

Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 06, 2023

Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

Emu Slap

To be slapped by a person recently tarred and feathered

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!

by Defrag08 January 02, 2012

Gravy slap

When a person deficates into a cupped hand and then slaps it into there partners genitals

Dude did you give that girl a gravy slap last night?

by SuperSexyLisa18 July 04, 2016

Slap your english teacher day

If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.

Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?

Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)

by crazycoay123 January 07, 2022