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Sloppy on a Budget

A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.
"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."
by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024
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Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.
I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?
by kidekii April 13, 2024
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Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.
Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.
by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024
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sloppy toppy

the act of a person sucking on a cock full of cum and/or spit. also the thing that I wish I could do with my crush ;)
Martina gave Joe a sloppy toppy on the car tonight, it was so messy!
by 6ato April 24, 2024
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sloppy toppy

some head that is sooooo good, that you want to get down on your knees & thank whomever created this person
.. consists of lots of sucking, slurping, double hand twists, deep throating & an excessive amount of saliva... usually running down to for backside
friend : so how was it?

me : i got that sloppy toppy
friend : you lying
me : that toppy was sooooo sloppy I literally had to go wipe my ass afterwards
friend : mmmmaaaannn
by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 12, 2024
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Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe
I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.
by ObamaNards May 13, 2024
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slapper

a slag who shags everyone that walks
your is a slapper mom
by sdnfsdnfsnfsnf May 21, 2024
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