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Sloppy on a Budget

A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.

"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."

by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024

qpalwoskeidjrufhtygmnbvcxz

You typed qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzxcvbnm and saw the entry and thought "What if I do the last part backwards?" Well guess what, fuck you, I did it first.

"Look at this idiot thinking they're the first to think of qpalwoskeidjrufhtygmnbvcxz"

by stat1cn0ise August 26, 2022