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poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
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Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf
Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.
by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023
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hoodini poop

When you poop and it look completely soild but when you flush it turns in to a poop cloud and disappears
Man I have been taking so much laxitives the my poop is like a hoodini poop
by It-happens January 30, 2015
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Poop Naner

me:woahhh i wish i could get a poop naner
fightclub: yeahh me too
by anonymous December 3, 2021
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poop nose

by yourr pseudonymm November 6, 2021
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Nose poop

Sexy, special and attractive booger or person which that person always does naughty things such as having segg with others
Grandpa ying:hey nose poop wanna do something naughty 😈

Nose poop:like last night?

Grandpa ying: you’re such a nose poop!
by Not pork June 8, 2023
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