Study For the Penis Test

verb

1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.

1. John: "I was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape last night, and it's pretty hot.
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"

2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."

by DrMcNinja March 9, 2010

Pepper Jack Penis

A white (often pale) member, that is covered with multiple forms of sexually transmitted diseases, thus giving it the look of a block of pepper jack cheese. Especially common in uncircumcised members of the male population who are known to have higher rates of sexual diseases, and if unwashed can accumulate a cheesy residue.

"Have you seen Willy's junk? It's totally a pepper jack penis"

by Richard Queso November 29, 2012

Dr. seuss penis

A penis that is so fucked that it looks like it could be in a dr. Seuss book.

Girl, that guy I fucked last night had a dr. Seuss penis; it was fucked!

by Fig nag November 29, 2016

Penis enlargement pills

Literally the fake ads you see on porn that actually make your penis small

Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small

by Lycanace March 15, 2019

Penis Colada

delicious orgasm

I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis

by dhill November 2, 2003

Chinese Penis (Weed)

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”

"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016

Penis Blockage

1:When a man is looking for or trying to do something and the woman can do it or find it quicker. : )
2:man who has his head so far up his ass, he sees through his bung hole...def of bung hole...pooper...def of pooper...asshole

When men ask the women where something is located and the mans penis blockage doesn't allow them to see that the item is right in front of their faces.

by Red head italian March 20, 2009