Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018

piss painter

One who pisses with paint

That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.

by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019

Finger painting

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull it out to fuck her tits, thus rubbing streaks of poo across her chest.
Finger painting

Ohh baby i want to fingure paint you tonight. Cause everyone is finger painting these days!

by NeccrotticPoo May 28, 2019

black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

Deen Pinteen

speediest boi of the speedy, also known as peen dinteen

why the fuk is "deen pinteen" here?

by slapnuts25 April 18, 2019

arse pint

Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.

Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?

by Chinese Snorkel October 9, 2019

chocolate paintjob

the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car

"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."

by fukurdog October 10, 2019