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shit battle

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A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.

1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
Shit battles are epic.

Shit battles do not cause cancer.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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That Shit is Crack

instead of saying something is good, or swell
by Tom Stein February 19, 2009
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shit state

(Primarily British) When someone is unable to function properly (due to injury, exhaustion, intoxication etc) he/she is said to be "in shit state"
1) "Jim just got hit, mate, he's in shit state"
2) "Haha, we only just left the bar but he's in shit state already."
3) "Dude, I was in shit state after that race."
by Madbrood December 22, 2008
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Ill Shits

Spoken words or a rap/freestyle verse
That song is the Ill Shits.
by Socci January 17, 2009
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that shit go

"In other words cool or tight or phat"
Like when you hear a song you like you'd be like you hear that new song that came out THAT SHIT GO!!!
by Jp money March 5, 2014
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shit roll

A joint or doobie (aka marijuana filled cigarette) that is improperly constructed. This apparatus may be characterized by lopsidedness, weed falling out sides, or having openings other than the end designated for inhalation.
Joe: What a shit roll man. How am I supposed to smoke that?
Timmy: I am sure you will find a way you pothead.
by Harry Pothead Potter November 4, 2013
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Shit Circle

When a group of people, usually white girls, gather together in the form of a circle to talk shit. Hence the name, shit circle
Person 1: What's going on?
Person 2: They're having a shit circle.
Person 1: Oh, those bitches.
by Unitato Queen May 22, 2015
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