Momento Movistar

When you are online and Movistar decides to be shitty and your internet doesn't work.

Valeria is having a momento movistar; her internet stopped working.

by FC2711 October 19, 2020

momentcum

When you both finish at the same time and stare into each other's eyes after, strengthining your bond.

Me and this new girl had some great sex last night and had a real momentcum at the end. I think I'm starting to like her.

by Huffcatsexboots August 27, 2021

popcorn momentum

1. A lustful momentum in which one cannot, or will not stop eating popcorn.

2. Any act in which the person named has no control over what they are currently ingesting.

Sarah: Hey Pete, you better slow down with those beers; it's like watching Charlie Sheen.
Pete: Fuck off! I've got some wicked popcorn momentum going on here.

by Jamhowlear March 19, 2011

Frah Momentum

'Bruh Moment' in Latin.

Frah Momentum. 'Bruh Moment' in Latin.

by Frah Momentum October 10, 2019

Prime Moments Giuseppe

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.

Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Gustav momento

"Gustav momento" is a describtion used to describe the mentally ill. It can also be used to describe someone who's abnormally loud around others, particually in school.

It's a word associated with the stereotype of loud and obnoxious people.

Person 1: *SCREAMS.*
Person 2: "Jenny stop that, you're being annoying and very stewpid."
Person 3: "Yeah that's a real Gustav momento."

by Guesswhoisyourmother123 February 22, 2022

Thy Bruv Momentum

A more formal way to say Bruh Moment

kid: bruh
kid 2 : that was a bruh moment
kid 3: Thy Bruv Momentum

by Fuckassshitman225 May 20, 2020