Chicken N Waffle

A sexual act in where a male or female performs a handjob (choking the chicken) while eating out his asshole (waffle). No syrup is necessary.

Hey chuck, how much did you pay for that chicken n waffle you got in Tijuana? Did you shit in her mouth?

by psodomy December 19, 2010

Keep Fucking That Chicken

To sarcastically disparage a trite person.

The weatherman kept wearing Ernie out with his dull humor so Ernie finally said, "Great forecast, keep fucking that chicken."

Used by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live news broadcast of Fox 5 New York.

by Ianok September 30, 2009

chicken-llama-pig

A Chicken-Llama-Pig is an fictional animal with a chicken's head, a llama's body and a pigs tail and feet. It is also a name you can call a very strange person.

Weird Girl: Hey! Look! A Chicken-Llama-Pig!
Guy: There isn't even one there you freak!
Weird Girl: I know I'm just a weird girl.
Guy: You are a chicken-llama-pig

by llamas in hats June 22, 2009

boom chicken soup

Exploding chicken soup

BOOM CHICKEN SOUP!!!

by thatonesexymotherfucker May 8, 2015

whatever chicken pever

means the same as whatever but is used by people who rhyme uncontrollably and by people who are just "special".

it also can be helpful in awkward situations

1: "im thirsty. do you have something to drink?"
2: "here drink mine. im not that thirsty."
1: "hey thanks"
3: "umm dont you have mono?!"
1: "you have mono? and i just drank after you?!"
2: "yeah whatever chicken pever. youll be fine"

by alahbjldjfsl February 17, 2010

Jumbo Fried Chicken

Someone who is Morbidly Obese

Dude there goes some jumbo fried chicken

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Orange Chicken Skin

The result of someone addicted to tanning.
Their skin is very orage and peeley and they remind everyone of chickens.

That whore has such orange chicken skin.

Man I fell asleep at the beach and now I have orange chicken skin. I'm such a tool.

by fdafhdalfha December 22, 2008