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life

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Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.
Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!

Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"

Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."

Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008
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Life

A thing you are set up to fail.
Or think you have succeeded.
"what a fucked up life like my wife told me no blowjob. Like I hate life"
by Carrotfarm February 18, 2019
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ryders sex life

Non existent will never exist will forever be a virgin
by Nibbabooty September 5, 2020
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GGGent Life

God-Goals-Greatness
A life style for more traditional believe system. Husband and wife family structure with a foundation of life dedicated to serving Jesus Christ. With this there are most certainly going to be suck time. GGGent Life embracing the suck almost seeking it out and embracing the obstacles that come with serving Jesus Christ. A life where our wants are overruled by our goals. Finding what excites you, praying that this is the path God wants you to travel. Being willing to fight for the life style you vision for yourself. Having small friend circles who build you up. Friend circles where it is ok to show love by making fun of them to their face and standing up for them when they are not around. GGGent Life chasing greatness the feeling of accomplishment. Share the good news. Be loud about loving Jesus Christ. Express love and kindness and at the same time do not take my kindness for weakness. It's a life style it gets long, slow down and enjoy the moments
I just accomplish this, over came this, got passed this... GGGent Life

I failed, I am not as good as I thought, I learned from it, I will do better, I am not giving up! I am going to try again and again until I get it right. GGGent Life

GGGent Life!!!!
by Straw Hat Joey April 17, 2024
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Life Rapist

One who fucks up the lives of unsuspecting friends and relatives and then gaslights you into thinking it was all your idea.
Everything was going according to plan, until that life rapist of a cousin of yours came along and put his "two cents" in
by Icantsaywhatkindofdoctor August 18, 2024
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life

the never ending cycle where its that same shit all over agian but gets worse every day
guy 1: damn man life sucks
guy 2: oh just wait till tomorrow
by 1207lifelemmons September 18, 2020
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