beans

the name of jakerton's dog

I love watching jakerton's youtube channel, mostly because of his dog named beans

by bean man lol July 1, 2023

Puerto Rican rice and beans

When you find some one who Puerto Rican and then you pull the ole “rice and beans” (grabbing an asain and shooting his shit at you by using his cock as the trigger)

Kid was an ass hat so I pulled the Puerto Rican rice and beans

by Tate am April 30, 2025

Beans

Beans are good for you.
They make you fart and they’re stinky.

Please help

Damn those beans were great I’m gonna fart tho :(

by Beansboy420 April 1, 2022

RKO the Bean

When you absolutely annihilate a girl’s bean (clitoris) using Randy Orton’s signature wrestling moves.

Todd: “The becky from last night was a FREAK, you know I had to RKO the bean!”

by huntr March 26, 2021

Lil bean penis

My cat bean is a skinny cat and has a lil penis and he is a boy

Lil bean penis lil chip breasts

by Li Goma July 1, 2022

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

green bean

a person who is for the streets
a person that is wayy too friendly

Person 1: “Did you hear how he flirting with another girl while she wasn’t around bro?”
Person 2: “Damn that boy is a green bean.”

by anonymous October 17, 2023