Arrow dick

When the head of a penis is huge compared to the rest of if; looks kind of like an arrow hense the name.

After she have him a hand job, Stacy said he had an arrow dick

by Daisy cooper February 10, 2015

Crank Dick

A dick that instead of stroking requires cranking to achieve orgasm.

She's only good at that Mario party game because mick has a crank dick

by Keymaster43 October 6, 2015

dick heckler

This occurs when a drunken person sitting in the audience of a Comedy Club attempts to heckle the Comedian with disastrous results.

Melissa just got creamed by a dick heckler.

by freebird! October 10, 2014

Dick Eyebrow

What happens when someone tells you something that is such obvious bullshit. A single eyebrow is raised with a mix of disgust and disbelief.

"The guy at the cell store told me that I need a different data plan if I upgrade because 'smartphones use data differently'. The dick eyebrow appeared as soon as he mentioned that."

by DeezusMaximus September 17, 2014

dick dialed

Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.

Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.

Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.

Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.

by Shoshy April 3, 2019

dick-scord

A variation of discord that involves dicks, especially in the form of loading screen pictures, app icon, images, and more.

Why use discord when there's a better dick-scord?

by dat banana boi May 2, 2018

dick slash

A word to use when you've had enough of the persons shit that's talking to you.

shut up you dick slash.

by hempy2014 June 27, 2014