When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water
“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”
by The most smooth peen April 5, 2024
Get the Peen Cake mug.When culinary discretion goes on vacation, the "Li More Cake" steps into the spotlight, a towering testament to the age-old adage, "lay it more." This isn't just a cake; it's a full-blown sugar spectacle that appears to have been designed by a hyperactive six-year-old with a credit card at a candy store. Imagine every sweet treat conceivable—sprinkles, gummy worms, marshmallows, Oreos, cookies—all piled onto one unsuspecting cake base that surely didn't sign up for this. The result? A dessert that doubles as a crash course in endocrinology.
Commonly seen holding court at children’s birthday parties and those family dinners where everyone counts down the minutes until they can politely leave, the Li More Cake serves as both a dessert and a conversation starter—or stopper, depending on your dental insurance. It’s as much about bravado as it is about baking; a culinary dare that looks like what would happen if a piñata exploded over a cake stand and everyone just went with it.
But the Li More Cake isn’t aiming for subtlety. It’s the life of the party at events where the joy is mandatory and the themes are as mixed as its toppings. Each slice is an invitation to an impromptu game of "Name That Topping" or "Find the Cake Under the Candy," providing a sweet distraction from Aunt Marge’s third retelling of her Florida vacation story.
Commonly seen holding court at children’s birthday parties and those family dinners where everyone counts down the minutes until they can politely leave, the Li More Cake serves as both a dessert and a conversation starter—or stopper, depending on your dental insurance. It’s as much about bravado as it is about baking; a culinary dare that looks like what would happen if a piñata exploded over a cake stand and everyone just went with it.
But the Li More Cake isn’t aiming for subtlety. It’s the life of the party at events where the joy is mandatory and the themes are as mixed as its toppings. Each slice is an invitation to an impromptu game of "Name That Topping" or "Find the Cake Under the Candy," providing a sweet distraction from Aunt Marge’s third retelling of her Florida vacation story.
Alex: "Hey, have you tried the Li More Cake yet? It's like a sugar rush waiting to happen!"
Jordan: "Oh, I've seen it. Eating that cake is like making a pact with your future diabetes!"
Tara: "Did you see the cake at the dessert table? It’s absurd!"
Kevin: "Yeah, that Li More Cake is something else. It's like playing a game of 'spot the actual cake' beneath all that candy."
Ava: "Is that cake supposed to look like that, or did they just throw everything they found in the kitchen on it?"
Nate: "Pretty much!
Jordan: "Oh, I've seen it. Eating that cake is like making a pact with your future diabetes!"
Tara: "Did you see the cake at the dessert table? It’s absurd!"
Kevin: "Yeah, that Li More Cake is something else. It's like playing a game of 'spot the actual cake' beneath all that candy."
Ava: "Is that cake supposed to look like that, or did they just throw everything they found in the kitchen on it?"
Nate: "Pretty much!
by memedoctor5000 April 15, 2024
Get the Li More Cake mug.A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024
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Get the King caking mug.When a couple is having sex doggy style and the male partner proceeds to anal sex while randomly thrusting up and using his hand to “pop” his penis out of the anus before reinserting it.
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Get the Cake Popping mug.To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
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Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
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