Fart cum

You cum in a jar then flip over the jar and take the biggest fart you can to move the cum into the women/men mouth during sexual relations. The man/women most inhale the cum and fart through there nose.

I did a fart cum with my mom.

by Niggerscanhavesexwithdildos April 13, 2021

fart-fisting

The act of cupping one's fart in both hands and releasing it in another's face.

Aaron was fart-fisted the other night by my sister. She has been doing a lot of fart-fisting lately to people.

I got fired for fart-fisting my boss.

by happysalad July 31, 2009

Fart Fucked

When you fart through an opening or hole of an object.

I just fart fucked that customers donut.

by Psytocrophic September 19, 2016

productivity fart

random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person

I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...

by herbal t March 12, 2011

suicide fart

Self inflicted flatulence that smells so bad, you don't like it.

I ate Taco Bell, and then at home, I did a suicide fart that made me puke!

by TehEndieMC August 4, 2015

Rainbow fart

When a man farts out the juices that another man released in his rectum after gay sex

Hey man last night was fun, but I rainbow farted when I got home and my girlfriend got really jealous.

by Mommyspeepee326 November 10, 2020

Fart Cola

The act of trying to fart but instead, you crap out a nice load of Stinky Rogers, exept in Liquid form!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna smell somthing...

Guy 2:Not Really...

Guy 1:Too bad.... *swoosh*pfttttt*

Guy 2:WTF IS THAT BROWN S*** WE GOT A FART COLA OVER HERE

Guy 1:UMM NOTHING!

Girl 1:Thats perfectly normal around here...

by Spychicken19 November 29, 2012