K-D-BOMB

Stands for Keep Da Bitch Off My Back. My boss coined this phrase/code after I nagged him for months about something. He finally told the building manager to do whatever it took to K-D-BOMB. Now it comes in handy pretty often.

1. Whatever it takes to K-D-BOMB in this situation.
2. Hey I need a K-D-BOMB till this meeting is over.

by Pig granny November 15, 2013

D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.

I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013

D-Burn

D-burn is a condition affecting male or female genitalia the results from excessive d-blading or d-airboning. It is characterized by redness or swelling of the epidermis.

It's been a long two weeks at this climate meeting and I am severely D-burned. I think I need to use more D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 21, 2013

Big D

An extraordinarily big dick

Wow, that dude is definitely equipped with "the big D".

I wish I had a Big D, just like Mike.

by Iso D April 6, 2015

D-Pizzle

A D-Pizzle is an awkward white male.

"darn that guy thinks he is so fly he is just a D-Pizzle

by AssandTitties May 14, 2015

Matthew R. D.

The most amazing, best looking, and coolest guy in the world. He is the coolest person you will ever meet, like ever. And did I mention that he is awesome!

MATTHEW IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER! Matthew R. D. is epic!!!!!!

by MaximusMasters May 20, 2015

d-patrol

It means the thirst is real. The chick is looking for "the D." She is on the hunt, the prowl, she wants it now. #thirst #D

Yo dat bitch Alice is on the d-patrol, she triple texted me last night

by JoeMcyart July 28, 2015