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ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.
Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!
by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011
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Skyrim Job

The act of having a girl put her legs behind her head like a normal rim job, then lifting her in the air above you and eating out her ass.
She lost her fear of heights after I gave her a good skyrim job.
by Kewl Munky June 1, 2012
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Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
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Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.
James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls
by Water_boy April 14, 2022
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Boogie Job

This is when a male sticks his erect penis into his partners nose, hence why it is called a boogie job
Robert: Dude, Elizabeth is such a freak! She gave me a boogie job!

Kyle: No way, Sara wouldn't let me do that yet.
by Boogie Tron July 11, 2017
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Hatchet Job

Little Susie went home to a hatchet job last night
by Word handle being used March 21, 2020
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Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.
"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."
by mercxz May 9, 2024
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