Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.

These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.

by Cabgtv December 1, 2020

Rock-Shocker

Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)

"Holy shit! The way you touched my asshole while rubbing my balls was such a rock-shocker!"

by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014

Pop rocks

Little shits in your mouth that go boom boom

"Holy fuck those pop rocks had my mouth on fire"

by bruhgby January 22, 2018

Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.

Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023

rock stomping

A crushing defeat, a humiliation

"You'd best back down, unless you want a rock stomping!"

"We just rock-stomped the opposing team!"

by Matt March 3, 2004

un-rocked

An adjective used to describe something that does not "rock;" something that isn't cool; the opposite of something that "rocks". This term can be used as a replacement for "sucks".

This term was first coined by Akari Najaro in a recent IM conversation.

EX 1: "That rock band so totally un-rocked tonight."

EX 2: "My life really un-rocks right now!"

by Jodie Reid September 1, 2009

sock-n-rock it

(verb) the act of a naked man wearing a sock on his penis in order to cover his junk... because somehow pants aren't good enough. This is especially funny if its a large man.... even better if he dances.

Dude, did you see greg at the party last night? He got so wasted he took off all his clothes and then pulled a sock-n-rock it for the rest of the night.... check youtube.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin June 19, 2010