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shit battle

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A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.

1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
Shit battles are epic.

Shit battles do not cause cancer.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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cat shit

by Your Co worker June 21, 2019
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shit tossed

drunk, hammered, wasted, plastered, faded
"I drank 10 vodka pineapples last night and got so shit tossed"
by Scudmuffin September 8, 2005
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shit roll

A joint or doobie (aka marijuana filled cigarette) that is improperly constructed. This apparatus may be characterized by lopsidedness, weed falling out sides, or having openings other than the end designated for inhalation.
Joe: What a shit roll man. How am I supposed to smoke that?
Timmy: I am sure you will find a way you pothead.
by Harry Pothead Potter November 4, 2013
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Phantom Shit

A phantom shit is when you take such a big dump that it has the velocity to go through the pipes without you needing to flush and when you look down it has appeared to vanish.
person 1 : Jaysus, just had a giant shit. When I looked down to check the size of it, it had disappeared.
person 2 : So it was a "Phantom Shit" ?

person 1 : Yeah! Didn't even need to flush.
by BillyyLAD November 29, 2012
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Ill Shits

Spoken words or a rap/freestyle verse
That song is the Ill Shits.
by Socci January 17, 2009
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Shit Circle

When a group of people, usually white girls, gather together in the form of a circle to talk shit. Hence the name, shit circle
Person 1: What's going on?
Person 2: They're having a shit circle.
Person 1: Oh, those bitches.
by Unitato Queen May 22, 2015
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