arse fart

polite way of calling someone an idiot, jerk, stupid, or inappropriately mean or stupid without sinking down into the usage of obscenities. Taken from the term arse for backside or bum and the word fart the sound that comes out when a person passes gas. Basically telling someone their comments are full of hot air and just trite, mean or silly.

E: Look at that bird in the sky!
A: There's no bird in the sky why are talking like an arse fart again?

Guy 1: Look at Jenni over there talking about Anna again and throwing salt.
Guy2: Yep that Jenni she keeps on acting like an arse fart.

by Sharky6 August 1, 2016

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fart guts

A pet name for the stomach

Lloyd: "Did you try that chili?"
McKenna: "Yeah, but now my fart guts hurt."

by Lloyd Lovering April 13, 2008

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word fart

To say something you don't really mean.

I'm so sorry!, sometimes word farts just come out for no reason.

by A2T November 1, 2010

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Fart Cola

The act of trying to fart but instead, you crap out a nice load of Stinky Rogers, exept in Liquid form!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna smell somthing...

Guy 2:Not Really...

Guy 1:Too bad.... *swoosh*pfttttt*

Guy 2:WTF IS THAT BROWN S*** WE GOT A FART COLA OVER HERE

Guy 1:UMM NOTHING!

Girl 1:Thats perfectly normal around here...

by Spychicken19 November 29, 2012

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fart dunk

a motion executed during the escalation of awesome times; involving at least two individuals: one making a 'dunking' motion - flopping the hand over at the wrist over the protruding behind of the other - as if catching and dunking the latter's fart.

Happy birthday, Zack! Lean over - i'm going to fart dunk your ass!

by nodiggityjenkim January 19, 2011

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