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Double Barrel

During the act of a man and a woman having sex, the man thrusts as hard as he can, twice in quick succession,the first in the vagina and the second into the anus, causing the woman to jump off from the surprise and pain.
iI was going well with (name removed) , so before switching positions i decided to finish the quarter big. unfortunately she was to wet and ended up giving her the double barrel, breaking the condom and ending the session.

Double-Pun-itration 

When two people are making puns at the same time.
I was part of a"double-pun-itration" last night, it was awful.
Double-Pun-itration by N_E_K July 30, 2016

Double tapped my dick three times on her ass

If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.
bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.

double bubble 

A double bubble is where you just can't stop farting and burping at the same time. This is very often caused through eating spicy food and drinking lots of gassy larger.
I had a brilliant Indian last night followed by five pints of lager. When I got home I just couldn't stop burping and farting. It was the worst double bubble I'd had for ages.
double bubble by pipesucker March 11, 2018

Double Dip Mama Bird 

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without warning. He then sucks the jizz out of her, and drops it into her mouth.

Often abbreviate as DDMB
Ryan: Hey Bryan guess what I did to my sister last night
Bryan: Wait... You didn't...
Ryan: Yes I did. I hit her with the Double Dip Mama Bird.
Bryan: No way! You're the coolest dad ever!

double dump 

A rigid (not a semi) dump truck pulling a trailer, which is also a dump truck.
Road crews often transport gravel and asphalt by double dump to save on fuel and to pay only one driver instead of two.
double dump by Nutjob R/T October 6, 2009