by StCumbucket August 10, 2021
The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!
by IAIN_D October 16, 2020
by Hitter18 March 12, 2022
A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.
Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
by SomeCaliGirl August 19, 2022
I got jacksons cake.
by RURRO RAGGY$@#@ May 17, 2021
When one is a strawberry nonce cake
by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020
by Slayrodt July 31, 2018