noob cake

One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.

Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3

by SoKawaiiBri April 2, 2011

Cake it

To fail or fall in a humiliating fashion.

Wait, Ken's on the mechanical bull? $5 says he'll cake it

by obscurity-central March 15, 2021

Hoe Cake

A male or female who has sexual relationships with alot if people.

Jessica: I seen Jason at the party yesterday. I gave him my cell number.
Tory: Don't give your time. He's such a hoe cake. He sleeps around with any walking female.

by Mrs. Jane November 28, 2019

pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.

"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."

by Purplax May 9, 2024

cake

'cake' is the name of the bromance between Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings from the band 5 seconds of summer.

''yup, that's a cake moment.''

by MichaelCliffordsButt June 8, 2017

Cake Finger

Dookie biscuits, Feeces pieces, Dung poo.

"Sorry I exited last minute I had a cake finger about to fall out of my butt."

by Pseudocrisp February 14, 2021

Erotic Cakes

A term used to describe Gen Z & Gen Alpha Roblox girls, otherwise it's Guthrie Govan's 2006 album with 11 instrumental shredcore fucking tight ass banger songs that these Gen Z & Gen Alpha Roblox girls are helplessly hooked on.

Kurt Tay: Mama Fuck!!! Limpeh kena pwned by this Gen Z/ Gen Alpha Roblox girl with a big paintball unicorn gun Kanninabeh Shao Shee Bye Need new Kurt Tay arrives so no more making mistakes again!!!

Me: These typical Erotic Cakes all around Roblox... she prolly like to bully a shit eater like you.

by BracingFawn June 15, 2025