Bro

•noun
brōe

A person who you can trust, A person who will always be there for you, A person you can lean on, a person who you play d&d with, a person you play lego star wars on the wii with, someone who you can count on to help bury the bodies, a person who you do illegal drugs with, a person who you jump off of a 3d floor balcony with in satanic sacrifice, and a person you can spend an eternity in hell with.

Bro #1: My goldfish died last week bro
Bro #2 : i know what you mean bro.

*they hold each other close in warm embrace*

by CheeseSquare1107 December 1, 2022

Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)

Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.

by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 26, 2019

bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.

Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.

by Joymooon November 30, 2021

Bro toe

The act of having your dick lips bulging out of your pants, like a camel toe for men.

Billy: Dude look army new tight pants!

Friend: Eww, what the fuck is that it looks like you have a camel toe.

Billy: No, it's a bro toe man, sexy right?

by Mr. Bro Toe July 12, 2014

Ur Bro a Hoe

The absolute worst way to totally DESTROY someone in ANY given fight!

Tim: Ur mom gay!
Carl: Ur dad lesbian!
Tim: Ur granny tranny!
Carl: Ur sister is a mister!
Tim: Ur grandpap a trap!
Carl: Ur family tree LGBT!
Tim: Ur Bro a HOE!!

Carl gets disintegrated by ALIENS, THEN GOD FUCKING LEAVES THE SERVER!!!

by ComingAtYou May 16, 2018

In-bro-ing

Similar to "inbreeding", but occurs when a bro bones down the mother of a fellow bro, usually of a bro you are very close to, that feels like a brother to you.

Your gonna poke my mom with your womb broom, aren't you Perry? That's some sick in-bro-ing shit man, please don't.

by Swol Troll March 26, 2017

Calling all bros

We need you to make 10 Google users and sub to pewds with all of them to kull T series

SUB 2 PEWDS
Calling all bros

by FLIPPERN March 16, 2019