Shit on me

Phrase commonly used when surprised or startled.

Guy1 "Did you know your mumma has a 12 lbs pussy"
Guy2 "Shit on me!"

by Alex Dan Shaun November 10, 2006

Shit licker

A person who licks shit

Kyle get off my ass you shit licker.

by Travis May 31, 2004

frying shit

What is said that someone has been doing in a public tolieet when you encounter a strong shit smell.

It smells like somebodies been frying shit in here!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

Shit Plate

A styrofoam lunch tray broken in half placed on a steel toilet in jail.

Hey Joe, I forgot my shit plate and my ass froze to the toilet.

by crunde85 June 24, 2009

The Wetback Shit

The wetback shit is the act of taking a shit and sneezing. The sneeze propels your shit out of your the anus at a higher than average rate. As the shit licks the surface of the water, it causes a large ammount of water to discharge from inside the bowl into your anus thus resulting in a wetback shit.

Man 1: Last night i was looking to take a peaceful shit. I brought my magazine in with me as usual. Suddenly I had an urge to sneeze. I had been prairie dogging it for a good four hours previous to this. As i sneezed, the shit propelled out of my anus and i received The Wetback Shit.

Man 2: Gross.

by Alec and Ryan! May 25, 2009

shit on this bitch

When motivated and/or eager to do something, one shouts this to his homies. It is a replacement phrase for "let's do this"

We have to catch this train (plane, car, subway), let's shit on this bitch!

by RRSJ507 May 3, 2009

shit zit

An explosive bowel movement.

I heard you popping a major shit zit in there, man.

by Mike Goff June 11, 2006