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Kissing his own ass 

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.
"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"
Kissing his own ass by Spastik August 1, 2016

kissociate 

Not quite friends, with benefits. A non-exclusive sexual partner of mild familiarity, but with whom an ongoing physical relationship has pre-empted and superceded any other meaningful friendship.
"My kissociate Melvin and I were just boning in the copy room."

"Is that Melvin Flumly from accounting, or Melvin Pilkington, from sales?"

<shrugs> "couldn't tell ya..."
kissociate by iteration2 May 15, 2017

Kissing the scorpion 

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.
Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.

kisszoned 

When you send someone lots of kisses and they only send a few/ none back.
I sent 5 kisses and she only sent 2!!! I totally just got kisszoned!
kisszoned by Boiboibo1 October 24, 2017
The last name of the best girl ever. This girl is the the most beautiful, smart, pretty, funny, cute, amazing and just overall perfect girl. She can make any guy fall head over heels for her with a blink of an eyelash. Any guy that she chooses will the luckiest guy on the planet and there's no doubt that guy would love her with all of his heart.
Omigod its the girl who's last name is kissee and I love her so much!!!

Kisse dicker 

When a guy is a player
Kisse dicker by Mynameicannotsay August 25, 2018