swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!

Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!

by MeMonchie March 12, 2021

Street Hand

Street hand is a skill posessed by only the best street artists.

You've got serious street hand ma fucka!

by SillianNW September 30, 2013

Pooped in his own hand

An action that backfired horribly
Karma

"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?

by popthatbvssy August 9, 2022

Homie Hands

The action of covering a homies weed to block out strong winds, and make lighting the joint/pipe/bowl/bong easier.
Real homies do Homie Hands.

Smoker 1: Yo bro, it's way too windy out here to light this. Mind giving me some homie hands?
Smoker 2: Yeah of course bro.

by Normbot13 November 30, 2020

hand humper

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.

Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.

Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂

by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Hangover Hand

When someone leaves their digital hand raised after they have spoken on a video conferencing call.

“Tina, is that a hangover hand or do you still have a question?”

by E.Lo December 8, 2021