meat garatine

It's when your best freind or worse enemy is sleeping and you sneak up on them with a glass of water than you pull out your dick and slap them in the face hard as you can with your dick so they wake up than you splash water in their face and yell YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MEAT GARATINED BITCH

Yo Johnny you have just been meat garatined bitch

by Sexybigdadyd March 14, 2016

Meat Smacker

A woman’s ham sandwich but when you give it a slap.

“Bro, I hit that bitches meat smacker hard as fuck”

by daddycocklet June 14, 2025

mouse meat

Small vaginal opening

She has good mouse meat

by Lil B253 August 23, 2017

Twang Twang and then there was meat

A celebratory phrase used after experiencing success at bow hunting.

Just shot and killed a moose with a bow....
“Twang twang and then there was meat!”

by Jps esquire October 28, 2020

meat grinder shift

a shift, specifically in the industry of specialty coffee and other beverages, in which an extreme number of drinks are served

dude, saturday morning was a total meat grinder shift.

we were grinding meat all sunday afternoon

by notevenabarista February 20, 2021

Meat Locker

Where you work, because you are nothing but a piece of fucking meat to your company.

See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!

by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017