Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Penis Painting

The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.

Jacob: Dude! Nice penis painting, faggot!
Dylan: Stop looking at my cock, faggot!
Jacob: Well maybe if you learned how to piss correctly..*blushes at the clue to his homosexuality*

by Holatisbejamie October 4, 2008

penis panther

A GUY THATS ON THE HUNT TO TEAR UP SOME VAGINA.

Serge was horny and being a real penis panther last night.

by cock&balls January 22, 2009

cold penis

A cold penis hapoens when you when you want to have sex with a girl and when it comes time too you get " cold penis" and can't preform

Man me and Becky were toatally about to do it but I got cold penis

by Dooshcat December 21, 2016

Penis Disease

A disease afflicting lesbians. A lesbian acquires penis disease when she has sex with a guy and then tries to get with a girl again, normally resulting in rejection.

Heather: "Hey Amanda, you busy later tonight?"
Amanda: "Haven't you been sleeping with Alex? No thanks, I don't want to catch your penis disease."

by RuggerLez09 November 25, 2011

Large Penis

Black people only have this

Why do you have a large penis Jamal
“Cuz I’m black”

by Dtrain004 September 13, 2021

Urban Penis Tionary

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary

Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017