Hannabis Marie D-juana

She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.

Having a Hannabis Marie D-juana in your life will change you forever, inside out, heart and soul.

by dianasaurus rex October 25, 2022

:{D`º

The Sirface Smiley: An emote depicting an upstanding, beautifully mustache-d gentleman and his pipe, used to connote upper-crust conversation. It is a colon, followed by a bracket, an uppercase D, a tilde, a degree sign and often an "I do declare!"

Why just this past fortnight I spent an afternoon's tea perusing the eclectic collection of definition known as Urban Dictionary via my electronic mobile communication device. Good times were had by all!

:{D`º

by Maigirin October 15, 2012

D. W. High

This is what ticket you'll be getting if you drive around under the influence of Cannabis!

I was so stoned i drove through a red light and got a D. W. High

by The Moonlighter January 5, 2022

Stevens(d)

When you reply all in a witty manner to publicly shame and humiliate an egregious error from a co worker who sent an email.

You would not have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.

by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Covid-D

When banner keeps saying he has had Covid and hasn’t

I’ve had Covid between March and may, the twat. Claims to have Covid-d

by DUBYAC October 27, 2020

hairyhaggler`d

When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.

Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.

by darkLOCAL July 23, 2008