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simp

the term simp was invented to serve incels with the most ingenious reality check and potentially diverted several terrorist attacks and saved human lives
He sends streamer girls flowers, donates to her all the time.

He bought her a house, he hasn't even had sex with her. - "What a simp"
by dezzadk November 12, 2022
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Simp

A term invented by incels (involuntarily celibate) to describe men who are successful in catering a girls attention via the method said person tried before becoming an incel. Simp is a derogatory term invented out of failed attempts & self projected Insecurities.
Check out that simp opening the door for his girlfriend. I wish I could have landed a girlfriend by being a simp. But I didn’t and now I’m an incel so I’ll make fun of those who are doing better than me.
by UrbanCreole May 22, 2020
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Simp

A girl called Sam....that's it folks she simps for the same guy 24/7
by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020
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Simp

Bipazod.
Guy 1: "You hear that bipa got with a 13 year old on discord and he also plays roblox and has a RobloxYT?"

Guy 2: "How old is he?"

Guy 1: "About 21."

Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"
by Duhlamino February 12, 2020
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Simp 🫤

When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤
Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp 🫤”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024
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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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Simp

A dude who is bends over backwards for a girl/girlfriend or wife. He is secretly sad and wishing he could be a top G.
SPC Makowski is just a simp. He gave his brand new truck to his girlfriend, that is not Top G.
by SPC Makowski October 23, 2022
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