I Bliss You

A three word phrase that males and females use when they are in a romantic relationship and want to say a variety of cute things all at once.

In Example: Bless You Kiss You Miss You Love You Hug You Hope To See You Soon

Carly and her boyfriend are talking to each other on the phone.

Carly: Well baby I'm going to go to bed now

Her Boyfriend: Alright baby I bliss you!

Carly: Aw I bliss you too!

by Christian J August 10, 2007

em-i-rite

usually used by idiots. it takes more time to spell it than "am i right?". often used by bimbos, preps etc...

Sarah: "Like EH MA GOD, em-i-rite?"
Ally: "U sO r SaR-sAr!!!!!!"

by danishFool July 10, 2006

I disown joo

What you say to anyone who says "n00b" or "pwned" or speaks any sort of "1337" to you whatsoever.

f0ck joo mang , i disown joo , joo-beaner

by f0ck you joo-beanersss mang September 25, 2005

i cant swim

when in water, This person is drowning, save them. When out of water, this person is calling you're bullshit, because you're lying.

1st guy- "I love my job and helping others in this hospital"

2nd guy- "me too, i'm such a tool"

3rd guy- "I cant swim"

by Turin May 29, 2008

Yes I Can't

The request for something, but usually ends up in a bizzare response from one's perspective.

Can I go to the mall?
Response: Yes you can't

Can you go to the party this weekend?

Response: Yes I can't

by Young Shady March 15, 2009

I am a heterosexual

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

by shapiro_slayer_69 October 7, 2019

That’s what I thought

Interpreted as a dominant version of the phrase “make me.” Used as a method of flirting.

person 1: “why don’t you make me then?”

person 2: “ya? maybe i will.”

person 1: “haha never mind”

person 2: “ that’s what i thought.”

by jacksonb98126 June 23, 2020