Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

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Good friend

Good friend is something almaa_omg is not a good friend doesn't start drama is the group chat over saying "your mom" and communicates if they are doing a rp with you in it

not_aanna2"Your mom"
alma_omg "Im ganna block you now"<- that is what not to do

not_aanna2 "your mom"
Butterflyfangirl123 "Your dad"
not_aanna2 "what bout my dad"
Butterflyfangirl123 "nothing"<-- that is what to do
and now Butterflyfangirl123 is a good friend unlike almaa_omg

by ALLHAILJUNKOENOSHIMA June 2, 2023

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