cum-pumpkin pie

A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.

We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Quaker Cum Meal

When you are fucking a bitch wearing a powdered wig ( the kind of wig George washington and the quaker oatmeal guy wore) and right before you blow your load, slap a handfull of oats on her belly and pull out and shoot all over the oats, then you give the bitch a spoon and make her eat it off of her stomach.

Man sarah is on a Quaker cum meal diet, she ate it for breakfast, lunch and she told me she wanted some for dinner too!!

by Kyle Pytrevic February 25, 2008

The Cumming of Gandalf the White

If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.

I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!

by Crotch Club December 30, 2007

Cum Filled Dinger

A promiscuous person who is defined by the use of a condom. A dinger is slang for condoms.

"Seriously dude, that chick is a cum filled dinger."

by shazzyshaz January 1, 2012

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he blows his load while smoking weed.

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020

Cum-O-Dent

Cum-O-Dent is a teen-cum flavored dentifrice that a guy rubs on his teeth and gums twice a day to keep his teeth pearly white and leaving his mouth tasting of a young guy's cumgasm.

I try to keep my teeth pearly white by using Cum-O-Dent twice a day!

by eda-skip October 8, 2021

cum-bubble fart

A cum-bubble fart is a wet gaseous emission smelling of cum from a guy's asshole that he lets out after he's been fucked by several dudes in his bunghole.

The other cadets in my pod all fucked me last night, and I was having cum-bubble farts all night!

by eda-skip October 31, 2021