Snow Job

A pun on snow and blowjob, it's useful at getting past the censors!

"What's winter without a snow job, eh, Sockhead? Get it?! Snow Job?" - Eddy

by Lmao27 October 3, 2025

better paying job

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.

father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2013

Cheeto Job

nikita vodka + ginger + Job = Cheeto Job

“Ay ginger, mate why you got nikita, pink lemonade and a job?” “Quite simply fuck off like” “Ay mate you’ve got a Cheeto Job thing innit”

by Trolley911 November 30, 2017

Tiawana rim job

The act of putting hot sauce on your partner's anus and licking it off.

I gave my girlfriend a Tiawana rim job and it burnt my tongue.

by Tig3rBl00d March 27, 2015

Pee-job

Having to pee while engaged in an intimate activity and not wanting to stop that activity so the person pees while continuing on

He better be careful not to drink too much otherwise that blowjob might turn into a pee-job

by Not the real me November 23, 2021

Grease job

A hand-job with Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025

bijan job

When Bijan Izadi inspects Joe DeFilippo's huge brass balls using a forklift and metal detector, much to the chagrin of Sam Ovens.

Joe had a Bijan job last week and got the all clear.

by JoeTheJester August 4, 2024