Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.

These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.

by Cabgtv December 1, 2020

Rock-Shocker

Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)

"Holy shit! The way you touched my asshole while rubbing my balls was such a rock-shocker!"

by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014

Normie rock

Imagine Dragons, Maroon 5, any Disney Channel or Nickelodeon boy band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, The 1975, One Direction, Rixton, Maneskin, Glass Animals, and the Jonas Brothers.

Silk: Imagine Dragons are the best alternative rock band of all time!

Alex: They are not rock, hardly even alternative. They are electropop. They're a normie rock band. Therefore you are a normie. Listen to Green Day, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, etc. They're alternative rock.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 27, 2022

Rock Paper Scissors

If you're really looking up the definition for something like Rock Paper Scissors you shouldn't even be here.

I could probably be doing something better with my time rather than looking up how to play Rock Paper Scissors on Urban Dictionary.

by TotalPogoGuy February 22, 2025

Rocking donkey

The rocking donkey is a mystical creature who resides in Knottingley, England he’s often seen roaming the streets, rocking as he walks with his long gray hair thus called the rocking donkey

ohhh look lads it’s rocking donkey, ehhhhhh rockingggggg donkeyyyyyyy

by The king of ferry May 1, 2020

hard rock cereal

I don’t know, make something up, use this term spontaneously, it has no meaning

ayo, I love eating hard rock cereal.
bro I’m hard rock cereal!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

Rock Star

1) A person with a massive ego who mistreats and then mocks the people around him. This insult originated in Southern California, but is not reserved for musicians.

2) A crack addict with an ego problem.

That guy is such a rock star; he broke up with his lover by late-night text and then called her a stalker when she called him the next day.

That lady is a total rock star; she thinks she's a celebrity because she works at the food buffet at a 5 star hotel.

Every crack addict is a rock star.

by bundt August 20, 2012