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Nathan John

Builds best motorbike ramps ever.
Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.
by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020
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John O’Leary’d

When one has drank the top shelf dry, it usually results in one being.. John O’Leary’d
Not heading out tonight man! Got John O’Leary’d last weekend still haven’t recovered
by Well Boi January 9, 2019
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John william

A class person ,legend fighter and has a unique marksman shot.Main hobbies would be weapons and sports.main sport clay shooting.
by Sniper96 October 6, 2018
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the john fisher

The John fisher is a school full of rode men that are all on job all pull girls and don’t rate calmoes and all gym lads
by Zach is hot April 19, 2018
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john figueroa

The cutest boy on the world he’s 6’2” and he’s all of it. He knows how to work it and he knows how to twerk it. He goes by Figgy, Figz, Cutie pie and many more! He is very social active and has lots of friends that he cherishes and loves deeply. At the start of everyday he checks his fantasy football team even though he has no chance to win, eats cereal but puts milk in first, ugh whatta weirdo. He puts his glasses and hair on every morning say goodbye and I love you to his family members. I think he still has Amber written on his wall in his room ;). Then he walks in the bathroom and shats all over the wall and wipes his forehead all over the wall but his tongue is unnaturally long he licks his forehead clean. And goes to school and shats on everything he sees and to end his day he gives a special boy (Chico) a hug after german ;)))). That’s Figgy for you!
by Cutie pie 11 September 27, 2018
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John

If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.
by factstho March 21, 2021
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John

John is probably disassociating right now. Slipping in and out of dismal self doubt and a mind void of thought or reason. A small drop of drool escaping the corner of his mouth catches his attention and, for a brief moment, he is aware of himself. Numbly, he checks his email to see if his favorite store has a discount code for something he might find vaguely interesting. Buying and consuming is one of the few ponds of dopamine not yet fully dried up in the barren desert that is his sinking consciousness.

A chime sounds off. He is receiving a call.

He is excited more now than he has been all day!
Rushing to flush the toilet and wash, he checks the number. It is unknown.

“Hello? John speaking!” He barks, almost dropping his cracked iPhone 7.

“Hi John, can you hear me?”

A sweet voice coos from the line.

“Yes, of course! What can I do for you?”
He says curiously.

“Hi John! My name is Anna. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
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John? It’s a fucking name, just use it like any other.
by SomeoneAnyoneJustNotJohn November 22, 2021
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