Smelt Bag

Using snot as lubricant in gay anal sex.

Jerry gave Ken a smelt bag last night cause they ran out of lube.

by jj12jj October 3, 2009

Swiss Bag

An unfortunate defect that occurs in plastic bags where the bottom isn't sealed properly and holes exist but are not apparent until actual use.

When the Swiss Bag is used to pick up dog poop while walking the dog, it becomes a Swiss Poop Bag. Should the dog walker use the Swiss Poop Bag to pick up dog poop, there is a high likelihood the dog walker will experience fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009

MacGyver Bag

A bag carried for the purposes of carrying gadgets and survival equipment. It's pretty much essential that it has a small pocket somewhere in which to hide a paperclip, the MacGyver-man's tool of last resort.

It's not a manbag, it's a MacGyver bag

by macgyverforlife May 30, 2011

Moon Bag

The bag of profits you secure from an investment that has mooned.

Bro my crypto went up a kajillion percent. Cashed out a nice moon bag. Gonna go buy a Lambo now. Skrrt skrrt!

by LowerCasel September 5, 2021

Grocery Bagging

When a man uses another mans or possibly his own nut sack to masturbate with.

I was grocery bagging my junk just the other day....

by braddiss01 April 22, 2015

Bag of horns

When some one is cheated that person got horns. So if the person in question got cheated a couple of times or just to emphasize, you say that he got a bag of horns.

Hey you "bag of horns"!
Shut up you "bag of horns"

You see a guy's girlfriend on a disco cheating on him with a couple of guys and then the other day you see him and say.
-Hey what's up with that bag?
+Which bag?
-OF HORNS!

by milo007 August 6, 2011

Dust Bag

A unclean person. A person with bad hygiene.

She wrore those dirty clothes? What a dust bag.

by topxslang April 25, 2014